Deanna Ortiz

Deanna Ortiz, single, white, female. Born and raised in the suburbs of Chicago, her comedy is a sassy and lively take on everyday life. She hosts the podcast Crushes! with Deanna Ortiz as well as The Drunk Cooking Show on YouTube. Deanna is a cast member of The Lincoln Lodge where she teaches stand-up classes and performs every weekend. She has been featured in independent shows, festivals and clubs all over the midwest and has opened for Matteo Lane, Guy Branum, Aparna Nancherla and Liza Treyger.

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